Thursday, April 19, 2007

Memorable Moments in Seremban (MMS)

the past few hours have been hilarious...
it all began when a mosquito bit a human...
the human contracted dengue...anyways...
fast forward to today... the foggers came...
and they wanted in... and they wouldn't take no for an answer...
so the girls locked their door and didn't let them in... we being the friendly neighborhood doctors who save people from fire on a regular basis, opened our doors and welcomed them in(we were obviously the only idiots who did so, everyone else locked their doors like it was darurat)
fast forward 10 minutes later... we have 7 guys from 2 houses squatting outside their houses waiting for the smoke to subside... idiots... hahaha, including me lah...
who upon entering the house found it to be STINKING of fog... and the floor OILY from some herbicide/pesticide/humancide... so what i had originally planned to be a night to finish my case summaries ended up being a nite to clean the house... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

anyway, the fun had just begun.... so we had to sweep the floor b4 mopping it...
now...
our house has a LEGENDARY RELIC, from ANCIENT times...
reknown among housekeepers...a mystical object only heard of and never seen... our house has not 1... but TWO... BROOMS OF NEVER-ENDING DUST....
now before you wonder what this wondrous contraption does, let me enlighten you...
IT PRODUCES DUST AS IT SWEEPS... now who could ever ask for a more wondrous tool... i mean... what else do you need in the world but a broom that makes more dust as it goes along...
so anyway... you need a little background knowledge...
ah teik recently just moved in and doesn't know about the broom...
and so.. he was sweeping....
and sweeping...

and sweeping...



and sweeping....







and sweeping....

we almost finished sweeping and mopping the whole house when we discovered him toiling to cleanse his room from the cursed dust...
hahahahaha... well, at least he finally realized the folly of his actions....

1 comment:

John said...

OMG you actually let them fog INSIDE the house?! that oils up the WHOLE place!! Happened to my house once.