Memorable Moments in Seremban (MMS)

the past few hours have been hilarious...
it all began when a mosquito bit a human...
the human contracted dengue...anyways...
fast forward to today... the foggers came...
and they wanted in... and they wouldn't take no for an answer...
so the girls locked their door and didn't let them in... we being the friendly neighborhood doctors who save people from fire on a regular basis, opened our doors and welcomed them in(we were obviously the only idiots who did so, everyone else locked their doors like it was darurat)
fast forward 10 minutes later... we have 7 guys from 2 houses squatting outside their houses waiting for the smoke to subside... idiots... hahaha, including me lah...
who upon entering the house found it to be STINKING of fog... and the floor OILY from some herbicide/pesticide/humancide... so what i had originally planned to be a night to finish my case summaries ended up being a nite to clean the house... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

anyway, the fun had just begun.... so we had to sweep the floor b4 mopping it...
now...
our house has a LEGENDARY RELIC, from ANCIENT times...
reknown among housekeepers...a mystical object only heard of and never seen... our house has not 1... but TWO... BROOMS OF NEVER-ENDING DUST....
now before you wonder what this wondrous contraption does, let me enlighten you...
IT PRODUCES DUST AS IT SWEEPS... now who could ever ask for a more wondrous tool... i mean... what else do you need in the world but a broom that makes more dust as it goes along...
so anyway... you need a little background knowledge...
ah teik recently just moved in and doesn't know about the broom...
and so.. he was sweeping....
and sweeping...

and sweeping...



and sweeping....







and sweeping....

we almost finished sweeping and mopping the whole house when we discovered him toiling to cleanse his room from the cursed dust...
hahahahaha... well, at least he finally realized the folly of his actions....

fire

today there was a fire... -_-, it happened while i was sleeping...
actually... yeah... i WAS sleeping at least... and then hl woke me up and we had to go save the day... haha... not quite... but yeah, the house opposite had a KEBAKARAN... not just a little bonfire, but a FIRE...
no the house didin't burn down... the living room was up in flames, and that was about it... and yes we did go to try save the day
but...
what should you do first when a neigbour's house is on fire?
A. run out of the house and shout FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!
B. call the bomba
C. save the victim
D. put out the fire



haha... the answer is... A!!
hehe..if you answered B, you're too straight... in real life... by waking up the neighbours... you can accomplish all of the above at the same time...
where as if you tried calling the bomba... you'd probably get frustrated at their "tidak apa" attitude and go back to sleep and then the house would burn down...
oh and yeah... save the victim is more important than put out fire... haha.. sounds obvious, but when you got fire in front of your face u'll probably think of being the hero and putting out the fire while the victims suffocate to death in the upstairs room...
but yeah... today was exciting... waking up at 6 to save the world... hmm... being a doctor is tough... lolz

crazy

haha... we're all going crazy... i think it's bcos' all surgeons are going crazy...
today we discovered that one of the patients whom we were all crowding round had active TB... lolz... so then some of us starting running around like chickens without their heads asking wat to do... hahaha...
and today on the way back kugan claimed that aishwariya rai msgs him... hahaha... i think it's only a matter of time before we turn into real doctors...

yeah... tuanku jafaar rocks... haha...
weng teik's now living downstairs... yeah... for a month only lah... and he's not at home most of the time... hahaha... does he think he's staying in a hotel?

haha...i think that's how my mum feels when i treat my house like a hotel...