friendster

lately i've been sort of "copy-paste-posting"... so i wasn't thinking on doing another "copy-paste" post, but i couldn't help it... this is, hilarious :>:>.. albeit slightly umm.. hurtful maybe... but wat the heck... it's hilarious :)=)

Written By: Mr Brian -
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2730629
Date: Sunday, July 03, 2005 1:04:00 AM
Subject: BEST. BULLETIN. EVER. MUST READ!
Message: Okay.
I'm sick of this.

Friendster has been chewed up and spit out like
bad bacon by Malaysians. Why? The bad use of
English, the act of retardedism and most
importantly, the disgusting and unfathomable
pictures of you guys acting cute.

Puffing up your cheeks DOES NOT make you look
cute. It just emphasises on how you're trying to
hold back a burp. You look like a pufferfish. A
moronic pufferfish.

Taking a shot from the top is alright, but do not
ever open your eyes super wide and act cute.
Never. It freaks people out, gives hentai lovers a
description of how you're begging to get your face
sprayed all over with cum. Oh yeah, you look like
a dog too. My dog. So bark?

DO NOT EVER PUT THIS IN YOUR CAPTIONS
NOR
YOUR PROFILE ! : aIyaA,pEoPle sAY i CutE aNd
PrEtTy bUt i dUn thInkS sO liAu,wHat dO u
tHink ??

DO NOT EVER DO HAND GESTURES. It just
symbolises
on your stupidity and how you are trying so hard
to speak 'Retard' in sign language.especially the
peace sign. it's so friggin annoying. with the puffy
cheeks,big eyes and peace sign. ugh,lalaness !

euu; miie; blahblahblahinserthereenlongatedword.
They are creative, so to speak, but when you write
compositions, you don't spell them like that, do
you? I'd rather you take the time to spell every
word correctly and leave a good impression on
foreigners, than leave your dimwit-slime all over.

Get your grammar and vocabulary right. "Love
hurts", not "Love hurt".

I merely want you all to change for the better of
not only the country, but for your own sake too.
But hey, read on.

Whoever doesn't sign admits the fact that he/she
has condemned himself or herself to my list of
so-to-speak dumbpricks and/or crackheads.
Inducing
on that fact, you are also welcome to my full list
of insults, garbage and junk.If I have offended
any of you, you are a loser as you are easily
agitated by just an internet mail.

dEn sOmE pE0p|e lIk3 t0 tYpE liKe ThAt i dUnN0
wHy..SeE liA0 eY3s aLs0 p4iN mAn

I'd also like to give this bulletin a finishing
touch. All that copying and pasting forwarded
testimonials, are lame. Please. Dumb. Disgusting.
Totally. Write your own testimonial or don't send
one at all! Oh, I forgot to mention. Testimonials
are statements or character and conduct
presented
to others as a mark of esteem. Not places for you
to type teddy bears and pictures. moron.

lol...
on the other hand... i do think this guy is a jerk..but that doesn't make this any less hilarious :P